"Quote Goes Here" -- David & Todd (2001-2013)

David: (about Jack) Hey, I wouldn't harm a hair on this little guy's head. He and I go way back. But I'll tell you, I bet he doesn't remember when his evil father told poor Blair here that her little baby was d-e-a-d.
Blair: And you didn't have any problem going right along with it for a very large fee, I'm sure.
David: Todd threatened to cut my tongue out if I told, Blair!
Blair: Well, Todd isn't here anymore.
David: Well, I wish I could say that I'm sorry for your loss, but the last time I saw your ex, he was extremely nasty.
Blair: What's that supposed to mean, Vickers?
David: Well, he couldn't exactly have me around, knowing that I could tell the truth about little Jack, so he arranged a little trip for me to Morocco, which lasted approximately 13 months, 10 days, seven hours, four minutes, and some odd seconds rotting in some horrible Moroccan prison.


[Blair and Dorian are referencing "Walker" as "Todd" much to David's confusion]
David: Why do you keep calling him Todd?
Dorian: Because that's who he is.
David: I thought Todd Manning was dead!


David: (entering Todd's penthouse) Wow, this place must have been great -- in the 1980s.