Vintage David Vickers (1994-1995)
Back story: When David first came to Llanview, he posed as the Lord Heir (Victor Lord's "long-lost" son, entitled to a trust fund worth millions and millions of dollars). Eventually he was discredited and Todd Manning was revealed to be the true heir. David hung around town -- primarily around the Cramer women. During his ill-fated marriage to Dorian (they hated one another) he was the object of the teenaged Kelly's affection. He also spent a fair amount of time flirting with Blair.

[David hands Dorian a little wrapped birthday present]
David: Happy birthday, gum drop.
Dorian: Oh, you shouldn't have.
David: Oh, after all the things you've given me?
Dorian: What else besides this new suit?
David: Oh, do you like it?  You know what's funny?  It exactly matches the upholstry in my brand new Mercedes right outside.
Dorain: (smiling tightly)  And I thought it was my birthday.
David: What's yours is mine and vice versa -- right, angel breath?


[Kelly is in a flashy dress at her aunt Dorian's birthday party]
David: Kelly, this look is almost conservative for you!
Kelly: You're not the only one Aunt Dorian's been nice to.  Do you approve?
David: Approve?  Oh, I'm undone.


David: (to Dorian, about Kelly)  You sure that girl went to school in a convent?


Dorian: I think I'm going to have to send you to acting school!
David: Oh, you don't like my "I love Dorian!" performance?


[Dorian wants her family to believe David loves her]
Dorian: Like it or not -- and believe me, I do not -- you're going to have to be more attentive, more affectionate towards me in public.  Remember the way you were behaving when you wanted to make me divorce you?
David: Well, I guess since you've been filling my bank account with money, I do owe you some PDAs.
Dorian: Not to mention the Mercedes, the Georgio --
[David grabs Dorian and kisses her.]


[David got Dorian some "Double D" earrings for her birthday]
Blair: What are the double D's for?
David: (giving Blair a "duh" look)  "David and Dorian," Blair.  (glaring meaningfully at Dorian)  Forever.


David: (about the new earrings he got Dorian)  Well go on, try them on, darling!  Now, if they don't fit perfectly, you can take them back to the store and get your money back.
Dorian: David, you are a prince.  I could just cry.
David: (kissing her on the cheek)  Happy birthday, monkey!


[Kelly and Addie watch David and Dorian kissing]
Kelly: Aren't they to die for, Aunt Addie?
Addie: (confused)  Who would want to die for them?


Todd: (yelling)  Williams!  Get your butt over here.
David: Oh, bellowed like a true aristocrat, Todd.


[David runs into Joey at the country club]
David: Oh, look out, it's Sucker-Punch Joey!  Hey, you're not going to hit me again today, are ya'?  (gestures to his two black eyes)  I already look like a raccoon.


Joey: I really do think you had best stay out of my sight because every time I see you, it just reminds me of all the rotten things you've done to my family and my friends.  Matter of fact, I'd like to go upside your head with a baseball bat.
David: Jeepers.  Spoken like the true defender of the fair Kelly.  Albeit a little psychotic.  Or is it her aunt that you've got the touching feelings for?  I guess it doesn't really matter.  They're both royal pains in the derriere, aren't they?  I can't stand that whole family.  But you know what?  It doesn't matter because as soon as I've got my financial affairs in order I'm off to St. Bart's and then you will be all alone with the bouncing Cramer girls.  I'll let you in on a little secret.  You play your cards right, you might be able to work out a little three-way action there.