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Dream Wedding (SID 4/26/05)

Fans are growing restless as OLTL's David and Dorian take their time tying the knot, and, not surprisingly, so is David's counterpart, Tuc Watkins. The actor clued us in to what he thinks would be the couple's ideal nuptials. "First of all, I would be allowed an ENORMOUS bachelor party," he jokes. "And it would exist like Las Vegas exists, which is, WHat happens at the bachelor party STAYS at the bachelor party." Alas, all parties must come to an end, although Watkins' ideas for the ceremony seem just as wild. "First of all, it's a location shoot," he hopes. "I see islands. As long as there was a volcano nearby, that would be fine. It comes to be in pictures of hedonism. But it would be so over-the-top and huge that ABC would have to take out a second mortage on all of the buildings they own to pay for it. The last time [David and Dorian] got married, it was very small. So in my opinion, we've done small -- onto the big thing!"

CATPION: "We want huge!" declares Watkins of the wedding Dorian and David deserve.